Something happened to the young Zelensky. Was it money, or did he wake up one morning with a horse's head beside him?

Was it the Nazis or the neocons that turned him (as if there were a difference)?

Some day, when real historians explain the US operation in Ukraine, they’ll surely tell us all about Zelensky’s early peacenik phase, and why it ended.

(If you know how to reach Sean Penn, feel free to send this to him,)