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"Vaccination" is no joke: Chelsea Handler cancels shows, Heather McDonald collapses on stage
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"Vaccination" is no joke: Chelsea Handler cancels shows, Heather McDonald collapses on stage

McDonald had just cracked wise that "Jesus loves me most" because she's "fully vaxxed" AND boosted, when she keeled over (and the crowd thought it was meant for laughs)

Mark Crispin Miller
Feb 7
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Two young and healthy, “fully vaccinated” female comics suddenly collapse within 24 hours. How many such “coincidences” will it take to get “our free press” to report such oddities? Probably no number will suffice, since “our free press” belongs to Pfizer, Dr. Fauci, Bill Gates and the WEF—just to name a few of the exalted predators controlling what we read and see and hear as “news.” Only if they felt obliged to us, the people, would they tell the awful truth about this democidal “vaccination” drive; and since they don’t, they won’t.

I wish both women quick and full recovery, despite their (some might argue) criminal complicity in the injection propaganda. Nor do I wish ill to any member of the media, though all of them are accomplices in this unprecedented crime against humanity.

Comedy and journalism are supposed to tell the truth. Would Lenny Bruce, Dick Gregory and George Carlin have been “vaccinated”? Would George Seldes, I.F. Stone, Edward R. Murrow and Joan Rivers have pushed the public to get jabbed with experimental gene-editing “vaccines”? I like to think that they all wouldn’t, but who knows?

In any case, these two damaged comics should think carefully about what’s happened to them both, read a bit about what those “vaccines” are really doing—and come clean, unfunny though such honesty would be; and so, surely, should some journalists wake up to the horrendous truth that they’ve been helping black out for a year, and tell it at long last, because their lies are killing people, and the truth, coming from them, would save some lives.

Chelsea Handler Cancels Comedy Shows After Health ‘Scare’ and Hospitalization

Comedian clarified that she does not have COVID and isn’t pregnant

February 6, 2022

Comedian Chelsea Handler abruptly canceled three Oregon stops on her “Vaccinated and Horny Tour” after she was admitted to the hospital for an unspecified “scare.”

“Hello everyone, I am so sorry that I had to cancel my shows tonight in Portland and my show in Eugene,” Handler announced from a hospital bed Friday on her Instagram story. “I had a scare at the hospital, and I don’t have COVID, and I’m OK, but I had to reschedule my shows.”

She continued, “So, I just wanted to say that, and I will see you all when I see you, and I’m sorry that I had to cancel. But I’m all OK. And I’m not pregnant.”

A matching press release citing “unforeseen circumstances” announced that the Feb. 4 and Feb. 5 shows have been rescheduled for one month later. “Chelsea is deeply saddened to have to cancel at the last minute and looks forward to giving you a spectacular show in the near future,” it states.

https://www.thewrap.com/chelsea-handler-cancels-comedy-shows-hospitalized/

HEATHER MCDONALD COLLAPSES ON STAGE... Hospitalized, Cause Unknown

February 6, 2022

Comedian Heather McDonald fell hard during a show in Tempe, Arizona, but it was no joke ... it was a medical emergency.

Eyewitnesses tell TMZ ... the former "Chelsea Lately" star was headlining the sold-out show, when she delivered her second joke ... "I'm vaxxed, double vaxxed, boosted ... and flu shot and shingle shot and haven't gotten COVID and Jesus loves me most."

As soon as she delivered the joke, she just collapsed and hit her head on the floor. Everyone thought at first it was all part of the act, but it was not. She was conscious, but clearly, all was not well. An EMT and a nurse happened to be in the audience ... they rushed up on stage to provide first aid.

The 911 call came in as a seizure, but no one really knows yet. An ambulance came and paramedics tended to Heather.

https://www.tmz.com/2022/02/06/heather-mcdonald-comedian-collapses-hospitalized-show/

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Doug Young
Feb 7

mRNA vaccines - the #1 cause of coincidences.

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Nate Ivans
Feb 7

And to make matters worse, they have to make Covid and Vaccines the subject of all their jokes. When did stand up become one big ad for the Pharmaceutical industry? You are a better person than me for wishing them a speedy recovery.

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