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Hysterical!! Leave it to the Bee!! 😆
How to push vax injury and death stories through social media censors:
Everyone who has a story of self or others should post #MeToo as their status and profile pic. Will confuse the censors to see it without the sex harassment orchestrated media story behind it. When they realize it's a vax injury message they'll either have to censor their own virtuous hashtag campaign. Or let it run and alert social media that vaxxes are a real problem far worse than government, Big Media, Big Tech, Big Pharma and Big Health have let on. #MeToo. Take their slogan and make it ours.
The He/Him that delivered the U.S. mail today in my red state was masked. Oh gross...how dirty is that mask? Does he wash it nightly?? Did he use gloves to handle my mail??? We have to get this stopped before they make us all sick!
I'd like to make a movie and cast against type with MCM in the role of the salty Texan!
When I saw this I thought this was one of the best skits I've ever seen. Ranks among the great ones from SCTV, In Living Colour, Mr. Show, The Kids in the Hall, Monty Python, MadTV, SNL maybe Carol Burnett Show etc. Ok, I'm exaggerating a tad here but it was damn funny.
Her freak out was awesome.
This was so good and is the exact reason why I would rather they not move to Tennessee.
Those folks wouldn’t move to Texas in the first place.
I would be happy to trade places. They can come and live in Illinois.
ooh I needed that. I live in NoPo 97217
and the sirens sound alot here too
twice or more than they used to,
so I emailed the police and said, Hey, do you
even see this, this excess death
and they responded today
said, Hey, hello, nay
'We see lots of retirements
but not from Covid or injections"
so now I collect my reply, what do
you say to such a deny?
Deja Vu. circa 1977! ."Lubbock (TX) or Leave It"
...I left it 1981 it for WA State.....Left WA State 2020 for SD. Each has been better than the last. :)
If they only knew about TOXIC graphene in those "masks" and their ineffectiveness
Google: graphene masks - images
https://pubs.rsc.org/en/content/articlelanding/2016/py/c6py00639f/unauth Filomicelles and nanoworms are an emerging subclass of nanomaterials with a special elongated shape. Synthetic techniques summarized in this review are particle replication in nonwetting templates (PRINT), film stretching, self-assembly (SA), crystallization-driven self-assembly (CDSA), polymerization-induced self-assembly (PISA), and temperature-induced morphological transformation (TIMT). The applications of filomicelles as (i) templates for inorganic nanoparticles, (ii) building blocks for superstructures, (iii) synthetic dendritic cells for immunotherapy, (iv) constituents of thermoresponsive gels for biomedical applications, and (v) nanocarriers for cancer drug delivery are subsequently discussed. In the conclusion, we describe the current trajectory of research in the field and identify areas where further developments are of urgent need.
https://recalls-rappels.canada.ca/en/alert-recall/graphene-face-masks https://www.kamloopsthisweek.com/health-canada-recalls-masks-containing-graphene-as-it-assesses-risks-to-people-1.24302799 https://cn.tradekey.com/product_view/Disposable-Graphene-Face-Mask-3ply-Earloop-Mask-Wholesale-9403187.html http://hdreporter.com/health/9646-are-graphene-coated-face-masks-a-covid-19-miracle-or-another-health-risk https://www.hsmsearch.com/Graphene-enhanced-face-masks
I saw this first thing this morning on BB - started my day with a good belly laugh 😂😂😂. Great share thank you!
The Babylon Bee is hilarious. I'm in Florida. So true. I just hope these new transplants remember why they fled California. I'm not hopeful.
I GUESS IT TAKES SOME GETTING USED TO HAVING ELECTRICITY AND A FUNCTIONING POLICE!
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"It's so hot and the bugs are so big!"
Just one solution--go home, liberals!
As a Texan and an asshole, I’d run these loons off the road and out of the state. Luckily, the Californians that I’ve met in my area are good, like-minded, freedom loving folks that left to get away from the lunacy.
I’m sure things are quite different around Austin where folks move and vote like they’re still in Silicon Valley. But just remember, you’re still in Texas and most of us are armed. You get out of line, you better have AAA because you’re going off the road!
I can only imagine how different things would have been in Texas if the government was a democrat. Both parties are crap but for this reason alone, I’ll never vote for any democrat ever. F NY, California, and every other blue state that shut down and drank the Koolaid.