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One way to disable all emergency alerts is to move to Maui.

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And wear something blue as things that were blue did not get disintegrated

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I do not have anything blue in my extensive wardrobe but I do have some Howlin’ Wolf records which will have to suffice.

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"i'm a tail dragger, i'm a wipe out my tracks" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4ucJ8ShLHg

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play them loud & proud!

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His best one is his 1968 psychedelic album

Still have the vinyl 👍

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That should work. Chester was a big man with a lot of blues.

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Maui and the DEW with the Blue. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCL5IrtWJ78

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DEW Blue Maui Burst?

(Sorry)

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That is so CLEVER!!!!! I really hope some of the parents whose children burned to death in Lahaina see this brilliant joke. Kudos, Friend. Kudos!

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You. win. The. Internet. Today.

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Lol

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So. Damn. Funny! How all those people, especially children, burned alive because there were no emergency alerts! Let's make really stupid tasteless jokes to show just how retarded we really are! Yeah. I really hope someone from Lahaina reads this. I'm sure they'll get a big kick out of it. YEAH!!!!!!

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Pirate, watch that "retarded" word, will you?

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I'm not talking about people with mental impairment or disabilities. I'm using the word retarded like an inhibitor. Like a flame retardant. There is no slur in the word.

To slow the development or progress of something.

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Ouch!

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ouch. Good point. 🫤

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Today is a good day to turn off gov’t alerts on your phone. Go to Settings, then Notifications, & Gov’t Alerts are at the bottom. Turn off phone & tv altogether today from 11-11:30 am PST, for extra measure. If able: go outside (far from towers if possible), and get INto nature, bare feet on ground or hands on trees for extra grounding. Put a shield of light around yourself, and say a prayer or affirmation for protection for self and others.

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Better yet, turn off phone, store in microwave, shut down main breaker to house, and ground yourself outside and enjoy some sun.

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Turning off house wi-fi as well. 💫

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Interesting side note. I've been sleeping better now that I am unplugging my Wi-Fi at night. I used to wake up every morning at 3 AM like clockwork but, with the router unplugged, I am now sleeping through the night.

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Awesome. Thank you for sharing! I hope this is noted by others who may benefit from no wi-fi at night!!

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Turn it off permanently and use ethernet instead. That's what I did years ago. It's more reliable (no dropouts, no weak signal on the other side of the house), and you're not swimming in a microwave sea all the time. The downside is that crippled devices like "smart" phones with no ethernet ports will be unhappy.

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This is the best idea I’ve come across

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Was just going to add that PS~~! Signed back on to add this and more, and saw your message!

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My alerts are turned off and it still came through…

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Need to turn off “Big Brother” alerts. It’s in a hidden menu only accessible to those fully vetted by the Illuminati...or something.

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Ha!

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Holy smokes! I turned my phone off, left it at home and went outside for over an hour, so I did not experience any of it. It's wild how persistent and sneaky these things are!

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Me too. Out to my local conservation district for a couple of hours.

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Same thing happened to a friend of mine...she got the “National Alert’..THIS IS A TEST”...on her phone even though she had turned everything off! We are in SoCA.

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Oct 4, 2023·edited Oct 4, 2023

This advice is supposed to be for those who've taken the shot. However, as others have advised them to put your phone in a Faraday Cage or microwave, I put mine in my microwave anyway despite not having taken it. The Microwave acts a Faraday Cage.

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My phone rings in the microwave if not placed on Airplane mode and then shut off, just fyi.

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Just an fyi...microwave is better than nothing..but I hear protection is not complete enough.

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As a data point - my microwave (15+ year old Whirlpool unit) seems to be completely ineffective in terms of blocking RF signals.

(Ie. my smartphone can still receive calls when placed inside the oven.)

YMMV, obviously.

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Mine as well.

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This was my thinking as well!!!!

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I turned mine off years ago.

Still got it. Pisses me off.

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We turned off our phones and put them in Faraday bag. Did not get the signal but at 3:10 pm when reactivating phone Dangerously high peaks on EMF meter for about 15minutes . 2:10 PM turn phones off put in faraday bag. Took EMF meter into living room where a router is, meter received outrageous pulsed spikes like never before from router.. Turn phones back on 310.

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Same thing I did. Never got the alert. It still didn’t come through when I turned the phone back on. All was good.

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Doesn't work turning off alerts, my old iPhone had alerts settings turned off for like ever and it still went off today, because it's federal, they can do want they want!

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Oy vey! I turned my phone off, left it at home and went outside for over an hour, so I did not experience it. I cannot even with this gov't overreach, overriding the settings!

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Put mine into faraday bag and that into microwave. Put old Galaxy directly into fridge (not special covering)--no message on either. Spent those hours of afternoon hanging out wash, picking up black walnuts, hoeing flower bed.

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dammit I wish I had seen this article before, I checked my emails one day too late and ended up getting the alert.

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If cell phones get too annoying people wiil ditch them.

Maybe put your cell phone down on the driveway or the street in a plastic bag with a board over it and run over it with the car a few times.

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BINGO!

I'm ready to ditch mine.

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And wise not to spend too much in the purchase in first place.

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A normal oven works just as well as a microwave.

Just make sure that you use the highest heat setting / full power for about 10 minutes and the alerts won't ever come through again.

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I threw my microwave out of the house long ago.

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My microwave doesn’t work but it is has the exhaust fan in it, so it stays non functioning!

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Maybe that's where I went wrong.

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not necessarily! I don't have one and never felt the need either.

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🤣🤣🤣

I have a propane fired stove

I think it will work 🥳🥳🥳

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Thank you Big Brother for this practical demonstration that my phone is not off even when I turn it off, and my declining all alerts in the phnoe's settings means nothing, all obviously thanks to you, because the vendor has no good reason of their own to do such things.

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Aha--I was going to say that 'but my phone did not receive the alert, although turned off'--but then (I realize just now)--I have a ghost phone--de-googled.

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I turned of alerts many years ago and let my phone battery die the night before and unplugged router. Heard the alert outside because my windows were open. Seemed uneventful. I turned my phone back on and never got an alert:)

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Amen

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The insanity is worse than the Y2K nonsense. Get a grip. OMG there was an alert on my phone. I am still alive.

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I know it’s crazy how people think radiation is bad for you.

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I think this is another experiment to see how many people are still clueless. Also, they can see how many people are on to this Agenda. When FEMA, The FCC and The Government team up, it means something. We may see some influencers and sheeple have medical emergencies. Stay tuned...

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Oct 5, 2023·edited Oct 5, 2023

It does seem to me that given that this 'alert' was sponsored by FEMA, which showed its quality of service in East Palestine and Maui, and also that this was sent to the whole nation at one time causes me to think about a certain innoculation sent also to the whole nation at the same time (over a longer time frame, but not over 5 or 10 years). If it comes from the government, I am going to be extremely skeptical, even to the point of "silliness".

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Donny you may be correct!🤷🏼‍♀️

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Same here ... tracking us maybe ?.

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I got the alert and immediately became hungry and started craving raw meat. Weird? Jk

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Me. too. The cats sensed it and ran away to their Faraday cage catio. But it was too late.... Nice start to a novel, huh?

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I am in a remote wildlife campground and was talking to a lovely elderly couple across the way about their rescued elderly dog.... all the sudden her watch went off ..... then his iPhone went off ....I silently thought

“Oh Snap my phone was left on back at the camper....meant to microwave it by 11 🤦‍♀️”( code for turn it off and stow it in the perfect spot)

I glanced at her watch and it had the whole paragraph on testing this and that.

The women looked at me and said “oh it’s an alert to test our systems....it’s the government being protective of us you know”

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Ummmm no....sorry I do know and that ain’t it.....

But yeah even wayyyyy out here “their” still looking out for you even it is one tiny bar of 3 or 4G

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"Protective". Like a parent. Govern me harder, Daddy.

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I’m not so sure the phones have anything to do with it, unless it would be optical. Frequencies can fly through the air and penetrate through just about anything with or without a phone affecting every cell or any cell in in your body, depending on frequency, chosen, Considering they have built the worlds largest antenna in every corner of the earth, while we were distracted with Covid. HAARP 5.0. Quantum Dots are controlled and manipulated with frequency and light and have polluted just about everything on earth, including your body.

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I left mine on...nothing happened. No brain inserts either just the same old crappy one I had before

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Now an hour or so later I did feel a bit queasy...... I was like oh dear what’s happening.... I left my phone on dammit.

But eventually realized I had jalapeños in my omelet.....no Bueno

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Near a nuclear shipyard on my sleepy coastal town and word is that on the other side of it loud and repetitive commands were given. Strange music in-between, I kid you not. The source said he swears they were repeating the phrase "stand up straight" and he's just recently awakened. This is a drill done on top of the federal one just coincidentally the same day as national one. In the email I received from my town announcing it they called the announcement apparatus "The Giant Voice." Not kidding there either. The people are very angry. Find it purposeful fear mongering.

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Which coastal town?

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Portsmouth, NH

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Thanks Gayle for specifying.

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fwiw... I switched off the alert sound setting (anxious dog), but sound alert came through anyway. bark activated 😆

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My sound was shut off as well, and the alarm came through anyway. Even when I suddenly clasped my hands over my ears it was pajnfullly loud.

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I wonder how many were taken off guard?

I feel for those trying to take a nap or in a moving vehicle as the "test" was executed...

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I was wondering what would happen to people on airplanes during the test. Or at a mall, grocery store, bus, or anyplace with a lot of people. I imagine if everyone's phones went off at the same time, it might freak some people out.

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😂

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🤣

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Hmmmm, so here’s what just came to mind.

September took place on 9/11 -- those are symbolic numbers

https://unorthodoxy.substack.com/p/september-11th-and-menticide#details

Wonder if there’s something similar with “10-4.” Like the phrase, “ten-four”

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there's always some pattern to the numbers...like the london bombings...7/7/2005....2+5 = 7...so 777?

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I just got in my microwave with my tin-foil hat on and was fine.

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You so funny! You funny long-long time!

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Pirate, watch the Saigon whore stuff, will you?

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That is your purview, Fred.

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Pirate, glad you edited out that "lame" word, guess you're learning?

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I got the alert about ten minutes ago, before seeing this article. Everything seems as usual after the alert. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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They know who has these damned phones and who turned them off for this event. This gives them a list of dissidents to round up first.

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Round up then DEW from satellite. Clever, uncle Sam ..

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That's too big a population but they don't want you to know that of course. The slowly awakened are pissed and I love it.

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It's not "Uncle Sam"... not exactly.

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If in a DEW wear Blue.Maui Blue. DEW SIMULATION. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCL5IrtWJ78

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That rhymes “if in a DEW wear Blue”

Crazy about the blue being a reflectant

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Oct 4, 2023·edited Oct 4, 2023

exactly. plus all those who willingly complied, all mapped

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