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Dec 3, 2022Liked by Mark Crispin Miller

Math problem from next year's textbooks: A person weighing 400 pounds suddenly dies. Two persons who can each push/pull 200 pounds arrive to remove the body. One of them suddenly dies. How many more people are needed to remove all the bodies?

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Candidates with experience of surveillance camera removal and eyewitness intimidation preferred.

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UnFUCKINGbelievable.

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Maybe "Body Snatcher" would be a better job title?

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"They Jab 'em, We slab 'em"

That's actually not a bad wage, for a collections job.

As others said below, someone has to do it.

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that is an admittance without saying so much about what you have been writing all these months. So many unexpected deaths they can't cope so they need more people to remove the dead from their homes. Because they obviously all died at home, without known cause.... sad sad sad.

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Stick a fork in Canada. She's done.

Alberta is going down guns blazing. We'll see in May.

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I had a friend in Vancouver, a wild punk rocker, who had that job for a few years. He didn't mind the death, what got to him was the challenge of transporting 500+ lb obese people down stairs. Some wouldn't fit thru doorways, had to be lowered out windows. Anyway, he had to quit, his back gave out.

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Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Note: Both sides of history, winners and losers alike learn from it...but different lessons. Like, How to dispose of all the bodies during a government mass killing program? vs. How to make sure government mass killing programs never happen again? Different lessons of history learned.

The Holocaust History Project

Body Disposal at Auschwitz: The End of Holocaust Denial

https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/body-disposal/

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Oh my gosh!! I have seen in the videos in what looks like China, little mobile vehicles like fork lift size, and they have little conveyer belts that scoop up the bodies!! It is looking so the new norm! Surreal.... meanwhile here in dystopian NZ they are advertising for Contact Tracers and Surveillance Officers.

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holy sh*t. Some intrepid undercover reporter should take this on.

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Oh but you WILL be classified as a "Health Care Worker" just like all the people in the nursing homes including the janitors! The "College of Physicians & Surgeons" (your state medical board equivalents) will decide what you get injected with every 3 months and you HAVE to take it. It's NOT just the doctors. It will be expanded quietly and quickly.

https://www.jccf.ca/justice-centre-expresses-concern-about-british-columbias-bill-36/

Not just for covid but for ANY vaccine they say. The doctors are now pin cushions.

I don't feel sorry for them. They let their patients suffer and die for 2 years withholding early treatments and now they won't speak out to stop the vaccination of children. They have, and will continue to, let kids & adults suffer and die needlessly just to collect a paycheck. Their immoral, unethical, spineless obedience is being rewarded with an unending series of injections. GOOD.

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Is this a burgeoning industry? Will this (increased of late?) need be like the unexplained increase in autism spectrum disorders, autoimmune disorders etc. over the past decades, i.e. simply counted but never questioned or explored?

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Monty Python -- Bring out Your Dead...

https://youtu.be/grbSQ6O6kbs

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Where’s the sweet spot when the genocide can no longer be un-noticed?

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"bring out your dead"

"I'm not dead yet"

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