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Jun 19, 2023Liked by Mark Crispin Miller

I cannot recall the last time I laughed out loud at a Substack posting...

Thank you so much for that - much needed on this Funday Monday :)

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Joe Biden is as sharp as ever!!!

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Sharp as a bowling ball

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Foghorn Leghorn FTW!

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"Spherical bastard". Fritz Zwicky

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As sharp as NEVER!!!!!

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So sharp that he doesn’t know that the Queen is dead.

So sharp that he keeps falling, etc, etc.

The ‘WhiteHouse’ is at Tyler Perry’s estate and is produced by Castle Rock Productions.

The actual ‘WhiteHouse’ has been empty for years.

Wake Up people.

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I think perhaps somebody didn't get the joke........

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No, I didn’t get the joke. My apologies.

I am tired.

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No worries, text can be tricky. Hope you liked it once you got it :)

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I did. Thank you so much. Have a nice day.

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Maybe he got the joke but didn’t pay it any attention.

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Jun 19, 2023·edited Jun 19, 2023

Hey he didn't fall that killer sandbag had legs...came outta nowhere...Man!

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Don't call 'em Techno Imperialist Fascists for nothing.

Maybe, the Goofs know more than we do...

Rothschilds called to tell 'em 'Economic Slavery'

of the land once the U.S. is complete and we're

now subjects of the U.K. and Ding-a-Ling King/Dictator Up-Chuck!

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Biden was pretty sharp when he was younger. He could speak well at any rate.

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We are reaching levels of irony that shouldn't even be possible.

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Irony. Hypocrisy. Absurdity. Surrealness. Inversion.

Welcome to clown world!

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Ha! well put.

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Jun 19, 2023Liked by Mark Crispin Miller

God bless you. I must tell you Mark the other day I realized you were an Academic. I actually said it to many people. I have been following this guy since 2020 or 2021 and suddenly I see you are a fucking NYU dude. WTF he's not what *They* usually are (useless turds that follow orders).

I love this guy from before so I cannot stop now.

Yet now it's a new light. I Love You. I respect you most though and I thank you.

I am real close by always. You need something just say so. I am across the Hudson. I was smart I see now, not that I like fucking New Jersey but after Cuomo, well you give me hope my brother. I mean this 100%.

I am hardened NYer FYI Garment Center 1980 till the coffin was nailed

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Collapse of consciousness and critical literacy in the digital goolag (and the vax), collapse of citizenry due to depoliticization, collapse of currency by financial capital, collapse of carbon life forms under climate change austerity and post-covid biosecurity (aka depopulation), collapse...collapse...collapse. What a privilege it is to be led into the new normal by the braindead. Build back bonkers.

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Well according to the recent media " polls", 40+ percent of people still would vote for the "Ole hair sniffing , boob swiping perv Geezer".

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Ya don’t say? And just where are these polls being conducted? Jupiter, maybe? Lol 😂. Hell, even the demoncraps can’t stand this asswipe. And that right there says a lot!

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Jun 19, 2023Liked by Mark Crispin Miller

You've outdone yourself, sir. This is brilliant.

Indeed, these minds, while certainly not the best of our generation, are certainly stark raving mad and dragging themselves through pharma-funded news programs at dawn looking for angry Trump supporters to blame the country's problems on, faux-angelheaded propagandists burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry cashflow in the machinery of political theater.

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Nice!

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It is completely brilliant, rotfl, and yours is too, and that's what I immediately thought of too, Howl

(Before the immortal Ferlinghetti left us and went down the crow road, City Lights in SF used to have a great postcard by the cash register of West Point cadets, shaved heads, uniforms, all reading City Lights editions of Howl, faces filled with consternation)

I can't resist:

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,

dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,

angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,

who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities contemplating jazz,

who bared their brains to Heaven under the El and saw Mohammedan angels staggering on tenement roofs illuminated,

who passed through universities with radiant cool eyes hallucinating Arkansas and Blake-light tragedy among the scholars of war,

who were expelled from the academies for crazy & publishing obscene odes on the windows of the skull,....

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A beautiful poem, truly. Back when poets were actually expelled from the academies, not all desperate to get tenure at them.

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I was living in Texas when W ran for governor against Ann Richard's, who was well loved by much of Texas.

He ran a dirty campaign, even on college campus, or maybe especially, the rumors of her being gay circulated.

But he also ran a very coherent campaign. He sounded like a smart informed guy, and while he couldn't shake his privilege, he came across as level headed.

When he won the presidency, he turned into a mutton brain. And I thought one of two things were going on, either the White House Dr Feelgood was putting a little too much in the syringe, or it was a purposeful act.

And I kind of wonder about that with Biden.

But Fetterman, no way, that guy is legit brain injured. That's not an act. It is sad. He shouldn't be there.

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Have you read my book The Bush Dyslexicon? It offers an explanation as to why Bush stopped speaking coherent English once he hit the national stage. You should enjoy it.

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You know what, I think I did, about 20 years ago, I have a couple of your books from then. Most of my library is in boxes at the moment, I hope to remedy that one day. We all have our chaos.

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Can you tell us why in a few words?

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I need to read your book.

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Just ordered a copy from Amazon.

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I have zero sympathy anymore for Biden, but poor Fetterman should be home. He is clearly suffering, needs rehab, or just retirement. Shame on his wife, shame on the Party, shame on anyone who is abusing this man for their own gain.

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I have no sympathy for Biden. He is one of the patently worst politicians of my lifetime, involved in some of the worst acts of government ever. He is also, and has always been, dangerously stupid.

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Shame on him for not taking a disability pension and remaining a puppet.

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That is not Biden. That is an actor. Many say it is Jim Carey when he seems on the ball. That is not the moron VP to the Criminal Obama.

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Of course not, but elections are either controlled or out right rigged in one way or another.

Ask yourself this, would have Obama actually have won had McCain picked a reasonable running mate?

I wonder. Maybe. But maybe not. I think it is a kubaki game. Others may see it different but in the same trajectory.

Ask yourself this, too, would the free will of the American population *really* be the deciding factor on the leader or the worlds most powerful military? Or what it be directed, controlled, or even rigged towards the desired outcome.

Ask yourself this as well, if Hillary Clinton had been president when covid hit, how would lockdowns and mandates and vaccines gone?

I think half the country would have said eff no, up yours lady.

All this plays out too well to be just incidental. imo. Call me crazy. Many do. But I have a great batting average.

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Sarah Palin was a perfectly reasonable running mate and I'd still vote for her in a minute. The person she was running with was the problem and a total Rino!!!!!

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Gonna have to politely disagree with you 100% on that.

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But! But! When she was queen of wasila she kept watch on Russia from her front porch!

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Jun 19, 2023·edited Jun 19, 2023

"would have Obama actually have won had McCain picked a reasonable running mate?"

Yes, as Obama was pre-selected. I realized that in the Summer-Fall of 2007--in London, England, of all places.

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Of course he was pre selected, but to get him into the Oval, imo, required McCain to choose a boob of a running mate.

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which wouldn't have been a big problem for the handlers/spin doctors whispering to McCain.

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Jun 19, 2023Liked by Mark Crispin Miller

Too few politicians are willing to work with the delegadation on infraction bills. I respect joe biden for this. Serioiusly, god save that mofo queen, man, however dead that ho is!

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Maybe the Queen he wants saved is Justin Trudeau. He is a ladyboy at heart.

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Or he's got a thing for Camilla.

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You may be seriously onto something. Bush Senior introduced this form of poetry. A mysterious press conference with a mysterious message turns out to be meaningful to the intended recipients.

It's similar to the 'book codes' that BBC used in WW2 to send commands from DeGaulle to the French Resistance. Playing a certain song at a certain time told them to start Plan 27 or whatever.

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Xi, Putin and the Mullahs are having the time of their lives!

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Biden and Fetterman not one brain not even two half brains. Maybe this is is all an act. I am suspicious that this B actor was is not even Joe?

As far as Fetterman goes seems to me it’s impossible to think he actually could win any election. Stolen elections have extreme consequences. Two idiots can not put one sentence together. America are you paying attention? I’d say bud light, target are a response

That we are done with bombastic tirades if oversexualizing our kids, invading borders, supporting Nazis and being idiots that are a disgrace to Men and what it means to lead

With some decency and dignity.

Shoot the two idiots replace with dogs bc we have gone to the dogs. Hey Joe how many criminal charges? How much money grifted?

Amazing it could be worse two transvestites could

Be on that stage dancing.

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I guess you’re right about it possibly being worse

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There’s a lot of room for improvement

Any Democrat any voter that would say yeah these guys are worth my effort to vote for …. Need to leave America and

Live anywhere but here. Our founding fathers are rolling over in their graves,

The good news is no one has to pretend that it’s a conspiracy … the crown jewel is america… the highest office in the land has a front man that needs to be in a dementia facility. Fetterman looks to be needing a brain implant like Frankenstein. It could be worse we could be loaded on trains to take public showers…and if someone doesn’t stop this shit show that may be our plight.

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Those trains are the 15 minute cities and the WHO treaty.

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Trump bad. Biden is so bad no words could explain…. This man got how many votes? And we just play along like it’s ok to steal a national election, eviscerate people with mandated poisons, empty strategic oil reserves, invite total unvetted unvaxxed strangers in when their is a housing crisis already.

And these two idiots the press, the democrats shove in our faces and you’ll like it too. Biden the great uniter yeah

We are racist and if you don’t watch out

I’ll send an F 16 to blow you up.

Or my crack head son will get ya with his meth and whores. Amerika we need a real leader like zelensky or Klaus

Someone who can truly finish off what’s left of America’s reputation. Even tho our reputation needs some very good pr agency.

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Oh my friend, thank you for the highlight of my day. I usually expect this from the Babylon Bee. You are correct Fetterman is a poet. Bring back beat!

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Tucker Carlson highlighted the correct analogy in his recent Twitter episode where he compared America's press to the press corp in North Korea. Tucker showed a clip of the former North Korea dictator that revealed a massive, tennis-ball-sized tumor on the back of the dictator's neck.

Of course this giant, impossible-to-miss tumor couldn't be mentioned by the North Korea press. So we have a great example of an "elephant in the room," an obvious taboo topic for the "watchdog press."

Well, what's the difference between that tumor and Biden's obvious worsening dementia? Except for Fox News, nobody in the mainstream press has talked about this for three or four years. They all KNOW the man is cognitively impaired ... but they don't say it or investigate it.

The same with Sen. Fetterman, who is even worse than Biden.

CONCLUSION: Our "watchdog" press is no better than the North Korea "watchdog" press. As Tucker suggested, isn't this one sign of a dictatorship? When the press knows what it can't report ... they are all working for the dictator.

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What we call a dictatorship whose dictator is dead?

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